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Showing posts with label piadas. Show all posts
September 20, 2023
January 17, 2023
Para pessoas de uma certa idade que aprenderam francês. Genial
Pierre Repp .. 1982. Un autre niveau .. pic.twitter.com/itlOkjAlZz
— Gilles Berthier Ghodbane (@BerthierGilles) January 17, 2023
June 14, 2022
November 06, 2021
September 21, 2021
A question of gender
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether *"computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.*
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:
1. *No one but their creator understands their internal logic;*
2. *The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; *
3. *Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval;*
and
4. *As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.*
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:
1. *In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on *
2. *They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; *
3. *They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; *
and
4. *As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.*
*The women won *
Send this to all the smart women you know...and all the men that have a good sense of humour!
Henry Lou
December 29, 2020
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August 22, 2020
😁
"Neuróticos são aqueles que constroem castelos em nuvens; psicóticos são os que topam morar nesses castelos; e psicólogos são os que cobram o aluguel".
(não sei de quem é esta piada mas tem muita graça)
E já agora, senhor ME: mande pagar o que me devem, sff!
August 12, 2020
July 22, 2020
July 15, 2020
Um zero e ganha o galo
— César Hernando Castellanos Orozco (@castellanosce_) July 15, 2020
July 14, 2020
É o Corona?
Não. É só um cão 🐕
The deadlock dog🐕 pic.twitter.com/tqeHjAQp2A— Sammystela (@SammyStela) July 12, 2020
July 08, 2020
July 04, 2020
June 27, 2020
What do you call a group of millennials?
A group of ants is called a colony.
A group of aunts is called a book club.
A group of sparrows is called a host.
A group of men named James is called late-night hosts.
A group of millennials who look different is called a marketing campaign.
A group of millennials who look the same is called a brunch.
A group of millennials who have laptops is called a co-working space.
A group of gorillas is called a troop.
A group of white men is called an improv troupe.
A group of buzzards is called a wake.
A group of liberals calls itself woke.
A group of geese is called a gaggle.
A group of crows is called a murder.
An informal gathering of members of the media by the White House press secretary used to be called a press gaggle. It is now called a press murder.
A group of murders is called a “Game of Thrones” finale.
A group of donkeys is called a drove.
A group of scenes featuring Ryan Gosling behind the wheel of a car is called “Drive.”
A group of whales is called a pod.
A group of fish is called so gross why are all these fish here?
An angry group of pedestrians is called New York.
An angry group of traffic is called Los Angeles.
An angry group of states you can’t name is called the Midwest.
A gathering of cows is called a herd.
A gathering of random strangers is called Hell.
A cancelled gathering is called sweet, sweet relief.
Mia Mercado (A Compiled List of Collective Nouns) - The New Yorker
June 15, 2020
June 14, 2020
Isto tem imensa piada
Whatever you do, don't retweet this, or it might crack @realDonaldTrump's fragile ego.@JoeBiden pic.twitter.com/iXYdYyWGYs— fact (@FindAClearTruth) June 14, 2020
November 28, 2019
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