Muito bom

 

O meu jasmim está a rebentar

 

mais um dia ou dois e tem flor 🙂

Hey, Mr. Putin, are you spying on me? 🙂

 

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Madamina, il catalogo e questo 🙂

 

In Italia seicento e quaranta;
In Alemagna duecento e trentuna;
Cento in Francia, in Turchia novantuna;
Ma in Ispagna son già mille e tre.

Leporello - Luca Pisaroni
Donna Elvira - Barbara Frittoli

Notícias de grande relevância informativa

 

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"L'heure, on s'en fout pas mal" 🙂

 

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Funny 🙂

 

Fullyvaxxdd 

Teachers 🙂

 

Art is fun 🙂

 

Quem fez isto?? 🙂

 

@adampjthain

So... 🙂🙂

 

Arthur is 90 years old.

He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.

One day he arrives home looking downcast.

"That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went."

His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a suggestion:

"Why don't you take my brother with you, and give it one more try."

"That's no good," sighs Arthur. "Your brother is a hundred and three. He can't help."

"He may be a hundred and three," says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect.."

So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball?"

"Of course I did!", says the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight."

"Where did it go?" asks Arthur.

"I can't remember."

_ Harry Bo

So... 🙂

 

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when
a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!" The Monkey looks down and says "FUCK, DUDE....... how much water did you drink?"

  — Helen L HP

Uff...

 

by Angela Evans

Férias 🙂

 

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Bee powerful - if you dare 🙂

 

A cadeira do poder.

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So bee it 🙂