Russia - Propaganda versus reality 😄

 

À atenção dos cavalheiros que hesitam em vacinar-se 😄

 

Acho que faz parte das minhas responsabilidades, enquanto profissional de saúde, esclarecer as pessoas sobre os efeitos adversos do produto da Pfizer, do qual tanto se fala.

Os efeitos adversos incluem cefaleia (dor de cabeça), 'flushing' (vermelhidão facial), náuseas, tonturas, alterações visuais, epistáxis (perda de sangue pelo nariz), taquicárdia, hipotensão e morte súbita.

Portanto, muito cuidado da próxima vez que tomares Viagra.

P.S. Não te esqueças de te vacinar.

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(tirado da página, Pérolas de Urgência (uma página de médicos no FB que é mais um site de, 'coitado de mim que sou uma vítima da sociedade e todos se aproveitam de mim' mas que de vez em quando tem muita piada)

Pausa no trabalho

Foto de Elliott Erwitt - via Montovani

O que tem que ser tem muita força

Acabo de ter uma conversa positiva com a médica acerca do gato de Schrödinger que está aqui enfiado no meu pulmão e fiquei tão bem disposta que vou comemorar com um geladinho que está ali no congelador. Trabalhar para o colesterol 😁

Depois vou usar o elástico que me emprestou o fisioterapeuta e dedicar-me àqueles exercícios 💪🏻

Who does he think he is?

"I saw the Emperor – this world-soul – riding out of the city on reconnaissance." Hegel

via JL Pearl -Continental Philosophy and Phenomenology

Como repelir o vírus 😄

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April 17th

INTERNATIONAL BAT APPRECIATION DAY. Each year on April 17th, National Bat Appreciation Day reminds us of the roles bats play in our daily lives. April is also the best time of the year to observe bats, as they are now beginning to emerge from hibernation.

This video is pissing Trump off. So, we love it 😄

This video is pissing Trump off. It already has 12 million views. Let’s get it 12 million more. #CoronavirusLiar

pic.twitter.com/VJflF91HVU

— Ms. Krassenstein (@HKrassenstein) April 17, 2020

Indeed II 😄

Now 13 in April.

Indeed! 😄

Australasian Association of Philosophy

Não só temos um cérebro fora da caixa como andamos com um cão no estômago?

Nous avons un deuxième cerveau, et il se cache dans nos intestins…

"Ce cerveau dans notre ventre, il a 200 millions de neurones. Ça correspond au cerveau d'un chat ou d'un petit chien." pic.twitter.com/LmX6tDdD8a

— Brut FR (@brutofficiel) April 13, 2020

Coronavodka - cada um cura-se com o que tem à mão

Several regions of Russia have imposed limits on alcohol sales during their self-isolation regimes. Some cities have banned the sale of alcohol altogether

 ~@MoscowTimes

Para destressar, o contributo do Immanuel Content para o ensino online 😄

i wrote a song about online teaching i hope you enjoy pic.twitter.com/gaNQhl0CFE

— Immanuel Content (@dee_bee_h) March 29, 2020

#ficaemcasa 😄

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Se trazem o João Moura faço greve e não saio dos curros

David Alvarez

Graffiti

via
Roberto M Mantovani

Como reconhecer pintores famosos 😄😄

If everyone in the paintings has enormous asses, then it’s Rubens.

If all the men look like cow-eyed curly-haired women, it’s Caravaggio.

If everybody has some sort of body malfunction, then it’s Picasso.

If it’s something you saw on your acid trip last night, it’s Dali.

If the images have a dark background and everyone has tortured expressions on their faces, it’s Titian.

If the paintings have tons of little people in them but otherwise seem normal, it’s Bruegel.

If everyone – including the women – looks like Putin, then it’s van Eyck.

If the paintings have lots of little people in them but also have a ton of crazy bullshit, it’s Bosch.

If everyone looks like hobos illuminated only by a dim streetlamp, it’s Rembrandt.

If the painting could easily have a few chubby Cupids or sheep added (or already has them), it’s Boucher.

If everyone is beautiful, naked, and stacked, it’s Michelangelo.

If you see a ballerina, it’s Degas.

If everything is highly-contrasted and sharp, sort of bluish, and everyone has gaunt bearded faces, it’s El Greco.

If every painting is the face of a uni-browed woman, it’s Frida.

Dappled light but no figures, it’s Monet.

Dappled light and happy party-time people, it’s Renoir.

Dappled light and unhappy party-time people, then it’s Manet.

Lord of the Rings landscapes with weird blue mist and the same wavy-haired aristocratic-nose Madonna, it’s Da Vinci.

Excel sheet with coloured squares, it’s Mondrian.

Mesmo 😄