May 21, 2022

Have you heard?




Putin dies and goes to hell. Satan lets him pay one last visit to Moscow. Putin enters a bar and orders vodka. Before paying he asks the barman:

- Donbass is ours?

- Yes, says the barman.

- Crimea is ours?

- Yes, says the barman.

- Kyiv is ours?

- Yes, says the Barman.

Putin smiles.

- How much for the vodka?

- 35 euros.

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