Alguém diga aos escoceses para virem a Portugal contactar o IAVE Maria Cheia de Graça

... que faz milagres!

A minha proposta é: todos os anos, chegando a altura dos exames, espalhe-se um covid para subir notas.

Scotland's results day: Thousands of pupils have exam grades lowered

Thousands of Scottish school pupils have received worse results than they had been expecting after the country's exam body lowered 125,000 estimated grades - a quarter of the total.

Portugal:

Notas dos exames subiram e vão fazer aumentar médias de ...