Showing posts with label Darth Putin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Darth Putin. Show all posts

May 30, 2022

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Darth Putin

@DarthPutinKGB

Day 96 of my 3 day war. My army has moved 5 miles west since February. NATO has moved 600 miles east in the same time without losing single soldier but it's still been worth it. I remain a master strategist.

May 08, 2022

March 29, 2022

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Darth Putin

@DarthPutinKGB

Dia 34 da minha guerra de 3 dias. O meu exército avança para trás, a maioria dos meus agentes já não são secretos & Abramovich desamigou-me no Facebook. 

Continuo a ser um estratégia de génio.

March 26, 2022

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Darth Putin

@DarthPutinKGB

Imagine being a Russian conscript & coming home to Russia from outskirts of Kiev, minus a limb or 2, most of your friends (and the ability to ever sleep again) only for some dickhead to say "actually we only wanted Donbas, 750km away".
https://twitter.com/crispSV/status/1507694892247662593

March 24, 2022

Darth Putin





Darth Putin

@DarthPutinKGB

Months - 1 
Victories - 0 
Casualties - 15,000+  
Dead Generals - 6 
Missing Defence Ministers - 1 
Sanctions -  ♾️
Economy -  🚽
Rouble - 🧻
War crimes indictments - Several 

I remain a master strategist.